Saturday, June 14, 2008

Day Seven, Number Six Goes

Narrator: We have made it to the last leg of the Bachelor/Bachelorette Game for this season. It looks like the exterminator has been called to the Bachelor house. What's up, man?

Bug Man: The can gets kicked over here multiple times a day. Sometimes the folks inside are too busy to come out and clean up right away. The trash attracts roaches. I get called.

Narrator: Thanks for coming. At any rate, this time around Xuan has to have a one on one date, make out, and flirt three times with the remaining two Sims in this house, Infinity Nevermore and Hana-Holly, before noon tomorrow.

Narrator: It looks like Xuan isn't wasting any time.

Xuan: Nope, I'm not. No time like the present, I say.

Narrator: It looks like Infinity finally found someone to play chess with her.

Infinity: I never knew what fun it was to actually have a chess partner!

Xuan: Uhh....ladies?? Remember who is supposed to be finding a soulmate here???

Narrator: Well, not much is happening here. Might as well come back tomorrow at noon.

Narrator: The winner for this season of The Bachelor/Bachelorette Game is Hana-Holly! Congratulations!

Hana-Holly: Thank you Mr. Narrator. But this means my friend Infinity has to leave.

Infinity: *Sigh*. Yes. I am sorry. I will leave. *sob*

Narrator: Infinity, you kept to yourself much of the time you spent in this house. That was quite a strategy, that almost worked. If you had had three bolts with Xuan, it might be you staying instead of Hana-Holly. What are your plans now?

Infinity: Don't know. But I can tell you this:

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way! (1)

Narrator: And there you have it my friends! Infinity leaves in a blaze of confident glory! See you next season on the Bachelor/Bachelorette Game!

Did you guess the one song?

1. I Did It My Way - Frank Sinatra, 1969

(back in the house)

Xuan: All the cameras are gone, my love. It is just us now.

Hana-Holly: I thought they would never leave. Oh Xuan...I am sooo ready!

And this is where where we leave the happy couple....

Thanks for reading!