Saturday, June 14, 2008

Day Seven, Number Six Goes

Narrator: We have made it to the last leg of the Bachelor/Bachelorette Game for this season. It looks like the exterminator has been called to the Bachelor house. What's up, man?

Bug Man: The can gets kicked over here multiple times a day. Sometimes the folks inside are too busy to come out and clean up right away. The trash attracts roaches. I get called.

Narrator: Thanks for coming. At any rate, this time around Xuan has to have a one on one date, make out, and flirt three times with the remaining two Sims in this house, Infinity Nevermore and Hana-Holly, before noon tomorrow.

Narrator: It looks like Xuan isn't wasting any time.

Xuan: Nope, I'm not. No time like the present, I say.

Narrator: It looks like Infinity finally found someone to play chess with her.

Infinity: I never knew what fun it was to actually have a chess partner!

Xuan: Uhh....ladies?? Remember who is supposed to be finding a soulmate here???

Narrator: Well, not much is happening here. Might as well come back tomorrow at noon.

Narrator: The winner for this season of The Bachelor/Bachelorette Game is Hana-Holly! Congratulations!

Hana-Holly: Thank you Mr. Narrator. But this means my friend Infinity has to leave.

Infinity: *Sigh*. Yes. I am sorry. I will leave. *sob*

Narrator: Infinity, you kept to yourself much of the time you spent in this house. That was quite a strategy, that almost worked. If you had had three bolts with Xuan, it might be you staying instead of Hana-Holly. What are your plans now?

Infinity: Don't know. But I can tell you this:

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way! (1)

Narrator: And there you have it my friends! Infinity leaves in a blaze of confident glory! See you next season on the Bachelor/Bachelorette Game!

Did you guess the one song?

1. I Did It My Way - Frank Sinatra, 1969

(back in the house)

Xuan: All the cameras are gone, my love. It is just us now.

Hana-Holly: I thought they would never leave. Oh Xuan...I am sooo ready!

And this is where where we leave the happy couple....

Thanks for reading!

Day Six, Number Five Goes

Narrator: Here we are, another day. This time Xuan must have a one on one date with each lady, and 1 romantic kiss before we look at the scoreboard again tomorrow.

Infinity: What do you all think about this crap of talking in song lyrics?

ASimWen: I think it is OK. *clearing throat, sings...* Do - a deer a female deer... Re - a drop of golden sun.... Mi - a name I call myself..... (1)

Hana-Holly: Gawd, enough already!

Narrator: It sounds like everyone is getting a little testy.

Narrator: Hello Random. I see like Lynn, you just can't stay away.

Random: My plane to Kokomo was delayed, and Ruby is laid up for a while with the flu. I took over the trash can kicking duties for a while.

Narrator: No doubt Ruby got the flu from all the cockroaches she was setting free.

Narrator: So Xuan, you are sitting outside by the pool eating instead of your usual place inside at the dining room table.

Xuan: Yup. ASimWen is in there at the table. She is mad at me. I thought it best to stay away for a while.

ASimWen: I know Lynn. I think I will probably be the next one to go. I am surprised I lasted as long as I did. What? Well, I just can't stand the thought of him touching me after seeing him with Hana-Holly. Maybe I should just leave now....

Xuan: Oh Hana-Holly, I know you are my true friend. You will sit with me.

Hana-Holly: Xuan. You are the greatest.

Narrator: It appears Xuan is have a one on one date with Hana-Holly and is making out with her. It is well received.

Narrator: His date with Infinity seems to be moving along beautifully. Let's see how ASimWen reacts.

ASimWen: A date? I don't think so. What kind of girl do you think I am? You are such a cad!~ Hana-Holly and Infinity are blind to your roving ways!

Xuan: Well Hana-Holly, looks like it might be you and me.

Hana-Holly: What about Infinity?

Narrator: I wouldn't count my chicks so soon, Hana-Holly. You know the scoreboard tells all.

Lynn: See ASimWen, this is how you do it. One swift kick to the side, and it is turned over.

ASimWen: I just don't know if I can do it. Make a mess I mean. I might be better suited for stealing the newspaper....

Xuan: I could stay awake just to hear you breathing....Watch you smile while you are sleeping... (2)

Infinity: I see you through the smokey air.... Can't you feel the weight of my stare? You're so close but still a world away.... What I'm dying to say, is that....I'm crazy for you! (3)

Xuan: I sure miss Lynn.

ASimWen: You shouldn't have messed around! She is the first one you had three bolts with.

Narrator: Err...ASimWen...this is the Bachelorette Game....the rules state that Xuan has to flirt with everyone in the house. Including you.

Xuan: *looking sheepish* Yeah, well, that ain't so hard. heh

Xuan: Are you sure you don't want a kiss, ASimWen?

ASimWen: I am sure..thank

Narrator: Well, this day went quick without so many players in the house. Let's check the scoreboard.

Narrator: Hana-Holly heads up the pack with 171 points, Inifnity with 155, and ASimWen comes in last with 103. ASim, it looks like it is you.

ASimWen: Yup, my turn at the big computer. I found a great place.

Ifninity: Buh-Bye, ASimWen!

Narrator: What are you going to do now, ASimWen?

ASimWen: Well I think I will follow the yellow-brick road.... I'm off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! (4) Maybe he can help me find true love!

I bet you got them all this time!

1. Do-Re-Me - Rodgers and Hammerstein, 1959
2. I Don't Want To Miss A Thing - Aerosmith, 2002
3. Crazy For You - Madonna, 1987
4. Follow The Yellow Brick Road - EH Harburg, 1939

See you for the last installment!

Day Five, Number Four Gone

Narrator: And here we are day number 5. Before noon tomorrow, Xuan must do three flirts with each of the ladies left in the house. ASimWen, Infinity Nevermore, Random Sim and Hana-Holly. GAH! What is going on here? Lynn, you just moved out of the house. What are you doing back here?

Lynn: I am stealing the newspaper. That'll fix Infinity for flirting with my man!

Narrator: But the newspaper reader was Rachel. Infinity prefers to play chess by herself and take long baths.

Lynn: No matter. It won't be out here in case she wanted to read it. I'm outta here!

Narrator: In today's hot tub social, ASimWen, Hana-Holly, and Random makes it into the hot tub with Xuan. That means that Infinity is sitting by herself in the second tub. Oh wait a minute...

Infinity: *singing in tub* Splish splish, I was takin' a bath, long about a Saturday night!
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub, thinkin' everything was alright! (1)

Narrator: Not bothering with the hot tub, eh?

Infinity: What is the fun in sitting in a hot tub by yourself? A tub, is a tub, is a tub.

Narrator: True.

Narrator: OH no! It looks like ASimWen has rejected Xuan's flirt!

ASimWen: Give me a break. Xuan and I aren't even BF's yet. And we only have one bolt.

Xuan: Wild make my heart make everything..... Groovy... I said wild thing...(2)

Hana-Holly: Darlin' I..... I just wanna be your everything! (3)

Xuan: The first time ever I saw your face...... I thought the sun rose in your eyes....(4)

Hana-Holly: Ooo, baby, I love your way..... everyday! Gonna tell you I love your way, everyday! Wanna be with you night and day! (5)

Narrator: Hana-Holly and Xuan are moving quickly in their relationship!

Xuan: I'll make love to you, like you want me to. And I'll hold you tight... baby all through the night! (6)

Infinity: Xuan, that sounds great. You know I'm not on the pill right? I want children.

Xuan: Whaaa? I am not ready to be a baby daddy! No way!

Narrator: Looks like Xuan and Infinity have hit a snag. They only have one bolt in the relationship panel.

Xuan: I can be your hero baby.... I can kiss away the pain.... I will stand by you forever! (7)

Random: Oh you really mean it????

Narrator: So it looks like ASimWen and Hana-Holly have decided to take a little time out of relationship building with Xuan to get some exercise.

ASimWen: Yeah, I was lookin' and feelin' a little pudgy for my bathing suit.

Hana-Holly: I need to slim down for Xuan. After all, he has a perfect body. I want to match! After all, I am going to win.

Narrator: Them's mighty high falutin' words there, Hana-Holly!

Hana-Holly: Not high falutin'. Facts. Them's pure facts.

Narrator: Lynn has returned to steal yet another newspaper. I see the garbage has been tipped over as well.

Lynn: I didn't knock over the garbage can. Ruby did that. But I wish I had done it!

Narrator: Eww! Cockroaches...quick! Someone get out here and spray before the flu spreads....!

Narrator: Oh no wonder no one is outside taking care of the trash and the bugs! ASimWen is busy rattling Xuan's cage! What happened here?

ASimWen: That wench Hana-Holly was flirting with my friend Xuan!

Narrator: Why should you care, ASim? You and Xuan aren't even BF's yet! And only have one bolt!

ASimWen: It doesn't matter. He flirted with me a few hours ago. That means something!

Narrator: Well folks, that means that there has definetly been a point plummet on the scoreboard for ASimWen!

Hana-Holly: You're in my heart, you're in my soul. You'll be my breath should I grow old! You are my lover, you're my best friend...... You're in my soul! (8)

Random: Whaaa???? Noooo!

Random: Baby, you're no good. I'm gonna say it again. You're no good! (9)

Xuan: **GACK! ** Come on now ladies...this is getting old! My cheek is getting tender! Oh Mr. Narrator, can't we do something about this?

Narrator: I am sorry Xuan..I wasn't fast enough on the freeze button to stop Hana-Holly form flirting with you. This is a risk the Romance Sim is exposed to every day. Somebody please get outside and take care of the trash and cockroaches????

ASimWen: *SNIFF!* Did you see what Hana-Holly did?

Random: I sure did. That wench Hana-Holly is breaking me an Xuan up!

ASimWen: You and Xuan? What about me and Xuan?

Random: You and Xuan don't even have BF symbols, let alone pink hearts. Me and Xuan!!!

ASimWen: Do too!

Xuan: Let's get it on..... Ah, baby, let's get it on! Let's love, baby... Let's get it on, sugar! (10)

Narrator: Ummm...where is Infinity during all this drama???

Narrator: I should have guessed. Ah well. It is now noon the next day. Time to check the scoreboard. I am almost afraid to look.

Narrator: It is close...errr...between the losers that is! Hana-Holly is coming in first at a very strong score of 143 points! Wow! In second place is Infinity Nevermore with 139, and trailing in a far third place is ASimWen with 43, then last place is held by Random Sim with 37. Ladies, it just seemed to fall apart this round.

Random: Yes, yes it did. I am ready to go. Thanks.

Random: *softly singing* Mmm I'm movin out hmm, Oo Hoo... (11)

Narrator: Good bye Random, thanks for playing the Bachelorette Game. Any idea what you are going to do now?

Random: Off the Florida Keys there's a place called Kokomo. That's where you wanna go to get away from it all. (12)

Narrator: You heard it folks. Left in the house is Infinity Nevermore, Hana-Holly and ASimWen. Who will go next? See you next time!

How many songs did you gues?

1. Splish Splash - Bobby Darin, 1958
2. Wild Thing - The Troggs, 1966
3. I Just Wanna Be Your Everything - Andy Gibb, 1977
4. First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Roberta Flack, 1972
5. Baby I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton, 1976
6. I'll Make Love To You - Boyz II Men, 1994
7. Hero - Enrique Iglesias, 2001
8. Your'e In My Heart - Rod Stewart, 1978
9. Your'e No Good - Linda Ronstadt, 1975
10. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye, 1973
11. Movin' Out - Billy Joel, 1977
12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys, 1988

Friday, June 13, 2008

Day Four, Number Three Gone

Xuan: Hey ya babe...*flirt flirt* Ya was telling me about your kisses a couple of days ago... hummmm??? How 'bout it???

ASimWen: Ahhh.. whoooo boy! Ummm... well...

Narrator: Xuan, this is only a flirt day. No kisses yet.

Xaun: Oh err.... I'm not in love, so don't forget it. It's just a silly phase I'm going through. (1)

Narrator: That's better.

Xuan: I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me. (2)

Lynn: Oh Xuan....
You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back. Where there is love, Ill be there! (3)

Narrator: COOL IT!!!! Now, *ehm* I see that this little flirt has brought 3 bolts of attraction between Lynn and Xuan!

Narrator: Ouch! That left a mark. Apparently, when Xuan went to the second story to flirt with Infinity, Lynn followed him right up the steps!

Lynn: You betcha. And boy am I glad I did I found out what a lyin'..... Xuan! You can't hide your lyin' eyes! And your smile is a thin disguise! (4)

Xuan: Wah! What was that for? *whine*

Lynn: Xuan, mark my words!
Your cheatin' heart, will tell on you... (5)

Narrator: Let's break this up and go take a dip in the hot tub, shall we?

Narrator: For today's hot tub social, it looks like Random, ASimWen and *GACK* Lynn??? Has made it into the hot tub. Folks, this is phenomenal! Lynn, who was just slapping the snot out of Xuan for flirting with Infinity, is lookng pretty cozy with him right now in that hot steaming water!

Random: The eensy teensy spider went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out! Out came the sun.... (6)

Xuan: Wow Random, that is a rad song! Teach it to all of us!

Hana-Holly: Do you think Xuan will ever kiss any of us?

Inifnity: I dont' know Hana-Holly. I know I wouldn't mind a little smooch from him.

Hana-Holly: Me too Fini, me too. *dreamy sigh*

Lynn: Woo! And then, *giggle* OMG ASimWen, you wont' believe this.....

ASimWen: Lynn do don't tell! Oh go ahead! *teehee*

Lynn: OMG! That townie Benjamin Long burned his supper! Yes! Really! hehehe!

ASimWen: Hahaha! I heard that townie Brandi LeTorneau peed herself! YES!

*Gales of laughter engulf the hot tub social*

Lynn: You were my sun, you were my earth. But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no. (7)

Narrator: It looks like Lynn is hurting folks! That break up with Xuan sure left an impression!

Lynn: Get that camera out of my face.

ASimWen: If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? (8)

Lynn: Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you. (9)

Narrator: It appears Lynn is now stalking Xuan! This certainly puts a twist in this house of love/cheating!

Xuan: She's got a smile that heals me. I don't know what it is, but I have to laugh when she reveals me. (10)

Narrator: Xuan is having heart farts for Hana-Holly! How many bolts do they have? *checking score board* Folks, it is a three bolt relationship! That makes two in the house now that Xuan feels strongly for!

Xuan: If I could Baby I'd give you my world. You can go your own way. Go your own way. (11)

Lynn: Oh Xuan! *sob* I used to love you so.

Narrator: It seems that Xuan has given Lynn the shaft.

Hana-Holly: It might have appeared to go unnoticed, But Ive got it all here in my heart. I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it. I would be nothing without you. (12)

Narrator: Now Hanna-Holly is heart farting for Xuan. It certainly does look like this thing is tilting in her direction. But there is still some flirting Xuan must do before the day breaks and another lady leaves the house!

Xuan: *whisper whisper whisper*

Infinity: Xuan! Teehee! Your breath on my neck is giving me goosey-pimples! *giggle*

Random: I say hello. Hello, hello! (13)

Xuan: Err...good morning, Random. I guess. Heh

Narrator: This casual good morning flirt has tossed Random and Xuan into crush. What will this do to the feelings Xuan has for Hana-Holly? At any rate, time to check the scoreboard, it is day number 4 and lady number 3 must leave.

Narrator: What an upset! Despite the three bolt attraction between Xuan and Lynn, Lynn could not keep her score up. She has finished with a mediocre 75 points! Yesterday's score was 102. So Lynn, what happened out there?

Lynn: I don't know Mr. Narrator. I just got so jealous. I couldn't help myself.

Narrator: Well Lynn, you know what this means.

Narrator: This leaves ASimWen, Infinity Nevermore, Random Sim and Hana-Holly in the house with Mr. Romance himself, Xuan Robbins!

Lynn: *tap tap tap* Okay. I am outta here.

Narrator: Lynn, any parting words?

Lynn: Why yes, I do have something to say.

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman! (14)

Did you recognize the songs? How many?

1. I'm Not In Love - 10cc, not sure when, in the 1970's
2. I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick, 1979
3. I'll Be There - The Jackson 5, 1970 (Another popular version is by Mariah Carey)
4. Lyin' Eyes - The Eagles, 1975
5. Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams, 1952
6. The Eensy Teensy Spider - A child's nursery rhyme song
7. Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake, 2002
8. Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr, 1984
9. Every Breath You Take - The Police, 1984
10. She's Got A Way - Billy Joel, 1971
11. Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac, 1977
12. Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler, 1990
13. Hello Hello - The Beatles, 1967
14. I Am Woman - Helen Reddy, 1972

See you next time!