Sunday, June 1, 2008

Day Three, Number Two Gone

Narrator: Xuan I see that Ruby's departure didn't upset you too much.

Xuan: Yeah well, ya know...gotta relieve some stress. The ladies are playing chess and darts. Me I wanna go cyber snowboarding.

Narrator: How about some hot tubbing Xuan? I am sure if you climb in, the ladies will follow. What could be more stress reducing?

Xuan: Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, got a world of trouble on my mind. Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find. (1) Maybe some hot tubbing would be great. Thanks for the suggestion.

Narrator: Now we will see which ladies managed to hop into the hot tub with Xuan first!

Narrator: It looks like Hana-Holly in pigtails, Random and Infinity made it into the cozy little alcove on the second floor.

Random: Oh Xuan! Kiss me beneath the milky twilight... lead me out on the moonlit floor, lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fireflies dance! Silver moon's sparkling, So kiss me! (2)

Xuan: Err...Random...this isn't the time or place..errr..ya know? Maybe if we were in this hot tub alone...

Lynn: *finkle snarp razzamataz....garbage...*

Don't worry Lynn...we got left out this time, but there is always tomorrow.

Lynn: That is what I get for playing darts.

Rachel: Well, you load sixteen tons an' what do you get? Another day older, and deeper in debt. (3)

Lynn: Gawd who works?

ASimWen: I know. Me too. hehehe

Narrator: It looks like Random and Hana-Holly have made best friends during this hot tubbing session. This group is having a great party! Well my friends the time has come To raise the roof and have some fun Throw away the work to be done Let the music play on ... (4) Next, Xuan will have a little one on one conversation with each lady.

Lynn: No, no no Xuan. That is not what I meant. I like a guy who is a great cook, and who is easy to get along with. GAH! Me, I like dogs and fish. Me and you would get along GREAT, cuz you have a fish tank. Right?

Xuan: Lynn, Shout, shout, let it all out! These are the things I can do without! Come on - I'm talking to you. Come on! (5) I don't want a dog!

Narrator: Uh-oh it looks like Xuan is really checking out the differences between himself and the ladies in the house.

Xuan: We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd like to help you learn to help yourself. Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes! Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home. (6)

ASimWen: Oh Xuan I'd love to. I really wanna get to know you and this wonderful house....

Xuan: There will never be true world peace, Fini. Let's face it, there have been wars since the beginning of time...

Infinity: You are such a pessimist, Xuan. Give me love, give me peace on earth! Give me light, give me life, keep me free from birth! Give me hope, help me cope, with this heavy load! (7)

Narrator: Xuan is not afraid to broach politics with the ladies!

Narrator: Excuse me? Who are you?

Guy: Dude. I am here because you guys have so much chess playin' and dart throwin' goin' on. Everytime somebody here gets really excited about it I hafta come over and extend an official invite for membership to Games of Glory. It's like everybody here is becomin' games experts or somethin'.

Rachel: Eh....gawd....check!

Rachel, who are you playing chess with???

Rachel: Ahhhh....People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.(8)

Narrator: Ummmm I don't see anybody.

Rachel: That's besides the point.

Narrator: The day is over, and Xuan has gotten in all his chats with is ladies. Off to bed it was after dinner.

Narrator: Good morning Rachel.

Rachel: Good morning Mr. Narrator. Are you sure you don't wanna come star on my podcast?

Narrator: I am sure Rachel. It is noon on the third day. It is time to check the scoreboard.

Narrator: Oh my goodness! It looks like Xuan here forgot to do something. He forgot to do the one flirt with each lady as required by the Game rules.

Xuan: Eh, yeah I did. It was all I could do to get all those chats in.

Narrator: I don't think it would have made much difference anyway in the scoring. The lady who will be leaving this time is Rachel, with a low score of 53. Bringing up the rear now is Random at 69, ASimWen at 84, Infinity at 88, Hana-Holly at 89, and Lynn is in first place with a wopping 102 points! How did you manage that Lynn?

Lynn: Just my wonderful charismatic personality. *innocently bats eyes*

Narrator: It would be because of that impromptu midnight chess game would it? You got in a lot of chat time besides your one chat date with Xuan.

Lynn: Idon'tknowwhatyouaretalkingabout.

Narrator: Do you have someplace in mind to go to Rachel?

Rachel: Oh yes, I do. I will be perfectly fine.

ASimwen Hana-Holly, Infinity, and Random: Good bye Rachel!

Rachel: Good bye ladies....see you soon! *snicker*

Narrator: Where are you headed to Rachel?

Rachel: Such a lovely place, Such a lovely face, Plenty of room at the Hotel California! Any time of year, you can find it here. (9) Yeah.

Did you guess the songs?

1. Take It Easy - The Eagles, 1972
2. Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer, 1999
3. Sixteen Tons - Merle Travis, 1946. But made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford in 1955
4. All Night Long - Lionel Richie, 1983
5. Shout - Tears For Fears, 1985
6. Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkle, 1968
7. Give Me Love - George Harrison, 1973 Here is a great vid of him singing it.... You Tube
8. Best Friend (aka The Courtship of Eddie's Father) - Harry Nilsson, 1969
9. Hotel California - The Eagles, 1977

See ya next time!


Bubbs said...

Look at Random's lack of a back on her underwear! KICK HER OUT NOW!! How was I left out of the hot tub? Hmmm...JUDGE!!!

Lynn: No, no no Xuan. That is not what I meant. I like a guy who is a great cook, and who is easy to get along with. GAH! Me, I like dogs and fish. Me and you would get along GREAT, cuz you have a fish tank. Right? LMAO!!

Poor Rachel off by herself playing chess...

I'm in the lead!! Oops, sorry Rachel...

Infinity-Nevermore said...

Wow, Lynn was right. Random 'ho' much? ...Are you sure Rachel got her chat in? She looked so lonely. So she goes today? Aww, bye Rachel. Hey, Lynn cheated! And that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm in third place now thanks to her. ;P

ruby said...

Someone should put some clothes on Random! Bah.. why do i care? I'm out of the running.. go Random *snickers*
since when does he care about an audience? *blinks* I see little Hana-Holly girl made it in there.. you go girl
Smooth Lynn.. ya look like you're arguing with him.. that is not how you win him over sweets..
Hmmm Wen is doing well .. watch out ladies!
Fini he's got good sperm.. what are ya doing arguing with a prospective donor?!
*cringes at the X over mini-ruby* Come move in with me Rachel.. we'll erm.. do lunch..
Slick move there Lynn.. that was clever menuevering!
I didnt do so well on the songs this time around.. maybe half.. eesh! I'm slipping.. oh i loved the Courtship of Eddie's Father!

Rachel said...

Poor sim me. No one would play chess with me. *sniff* Well, she really doesn't want Xuan anyway